{"type":"general","setup":"Did you watch the new comic book movie?","punchline":"It was very graphic!","id":66}
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?","punchline":"Because he had no guts.","id":339}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do bees go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The BP station.","id":284}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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