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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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Harassed, also known as The Exploiteers or The Pink Pussy: Where Sin Lives,, is a 1964 Argentine sexploitation film directed and written by Alberto Dubois. The film starred Libertad Leblanc and Néstor Zavarce.
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